PROLEGOMENON

Direct Message History between Aldrich M. and catgirl ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

catgirl ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ: aldrich!

catgirl ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ: hiiiiiii

catgirl ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ: hey hey hey

catgirl ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ: omfg

catgirl ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ: r u there?

catgirl ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ: cmonnn

catgirl ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ: hey dummy stop playing ur nerd game + come check the chat

catgirl ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ: omfg.

catgirl ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ: a

catgirl ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ: l

catgirl ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ: d

catgirl ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ: y

Aldrich M.: Hello, Cherry. How may I be of service today?

catgirl ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ: FIIIIIIINALLY

catgirl ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ: rhett+reed r in the game

Aldrich M.: I thought they were to notify me when they had finished launching their game?

catgirl ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ: ya but i think reed got distracted w a puppy or smth?

catgirl ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ: w/e

Aldrich M.: Ah, I was worried something had gone wrong, actually.

catgirl ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ: Hm.

catgirl ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ: Why. Is That. Alrich

Aldrich M.: Well, not to be rude, but this game IS a product of yours, innit?

Aldrich M.: And I'm not saying anything is inherently wrong with it, but you seem to have a load of spanners to be throwing around into various works.

catgirl ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ: name 1 TIME i fucked ANY project of mine up

Aldrich M.: ...

Aldrich M.: .....

catgirl ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ: well??

Aldrich M.: ..........

catgirl ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ: u cant

Aldrich M.: I seem to recall a particular creation of yours...

Aldrich M.: It was intended to generate maps, but instead it made all of them, ahem, phallic in shape.

Aldrich M.: Something you didn't seem to recognize until you'd already submitted it for that one programming competition.

Aldrich M.: ...Cherry?

Aldrich M.: You've been typing an awful long time.

Aldrich M.: Oh, don't be cheesed.