A blue banner reading PROLEGOMENON.


by beckett
Over Roy's shoulder, the land can be seen. It's drenched in oil. There's a factory in the distance, pumping oil into the water and spewing pollution into the air.

linkin park stan: you can't possibly be that fucking stupid.

diggy: lay off, man.

linkin park stan: no. we're fucked.

linkin park stan: the only stupid fucking thing that can take us the fuck home is broken.

linkin park stan: we're stuck here forced to sit with our thumbs up our asses until the universe deletes itself.

nosy nancy: i mean, there's a chance that it won't?

nosy nancy: that countdown function may be out of commission too

linkin park stan: fucking great. even better!

linkin park stan: we get to sit here with our dicks in hand for eternity!

TENGO POCO GAY: Don't go ape, Rhett. We'll figure it out, man.

TENGO POCO GAY: Take a breather.

TENGO GRAN GAY: but he is rite

TENGO GRAN GAY: theres nthing we can rly do rn

sheʼatʼééd ♡♪: um

sheʼatʼééd ♡♪: thats not totally true

sheʼatʼééd ♡♪: i think

TENGO POCO GAY: How now, brown cow?

sheʼatʼééd ♡♪: i mean we have to wait to see what um dolo does i guess dghsjkghd

sheʼatʼééd ♡♪: but we can always do our quests

blue person number three: how will that help?

sheʼatʼééd ♡♪: hi reed

sheʼatʼééd ♡♪: um idk

catgirl ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ: maybe if we do our quests itll make The Light fix itself or smth

catgirl ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ: woag yea that rly does just hapen

xXxcookienomz74xXx: SEE??

blue person number three: hmmm

blue person number three: it couldnt hurt?

gamer gf: digs. dm me

diggy: ? okay.

diggy: thanks for the input to the group conversation, dina.

nosy nancy: sounds like that's the plan for now then

nosy nancy: get your quests done and then we'll coordinate further

nosy nancy: and if you need help doing yours speak up because we can absolutely help each other out

nosy nancy: now here's how you clip out of bounds and clip back in


June 22, 2022

Art Fight, by the way. That's all! -Beckett

June 18, 2022

I know the warning applies to most of the comic already, but an extra emphasis for this week's update on the themes of unreality and gif warning/potential eyestrain. Proceed with caution! -Beckett

June 15, 2022

Welcome back! You may notice some growing pains in the site - odd code, differently formatted pages, the whole shebang. I've decided to try cleaning up the site, hosting the images directly on Neocities instead of just using Discord links for them (which break a lot easier). This does mean I have to pay to be a Neocities supporter, so again, if you enjoy this webcomic and want to see more, consider commissioning me or throwing some cash my way through the Ko-fi. -Beckett

April 13, 2022

After this update, PROLEGOMENON is officially on hiatus again while I figure out moving across the world! If you'd like to support me finanically through this time, my Kofi is available there. Plus, I always have commissions open. Thanks for the support and enjoyment of my funny little comic, and I'll see you guys on the other side! -Beckett

April 02, 2022

And we've finally wrapped up Episode 2. I hope you're all enjoying this comic so far, and I am so sorry it's taken SO long to get to this point. The story is finally underway! -Beckett

March 26, 2022

We're in the home stretch for wrapping up Episode 2, finally. Sorry for missing the last couple of updates. Again, you can get news on if an update is going out or not over on the official Tumblr blog, the Discord server, and my Twitter. Have a good one. -Beckett

March 16, 2022

It's already on the warnings list, but I figured I'd mention it again for this particular chunk of story - going deeper on the subject of being in a video game here. If that's rough for your brain, then probably proceed with caution. Cheers! -Beckett