PROLEGOMENON

by beckett

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A purple card, shaped like a bookmark. It shows a character with a square-shaped face, short and stiff lighter brown hair, bright green eyes, and tanned skin. He's wearing a wizard outfit with muted purple colors and silver for details. They're wearing half-moon tinted glasses, and they're clutching a wooden staff with both hands, looking nervous. Their name is Aldrich Montgomery. Their villagers are rabbits, and their birthday is January 11th. He is bisexual and nonbinary, using he/him or they/them pronouns. He's labelled as an aspirational wizard. They like philosophy, poetry, and wizards, and they dislike harry potter and 'support queue'. Their icon resembles a wizard's hat silhouette with a star carved out of the middle of it. His screen name is 'Aldrich M.'.

A red card, shaped like a bookmark. It shows a character with a round face, long and curly hair dyed dark red, warm brown eyes, and brown skin with freckles. She's wearing a soft pink cloak with a fluffy striped hood, a red bow at the front holding the two ends of it together, smiling sheepishly and looking to the side as she holds up a wand shaped like a flower to her mouth. Her name is Amada Trejo. Her villagers are hamsters, and her birthday is June 9th. She is a transgender lesbian, and uses she/her pronouns. She's labelled as a delicately dolled-up druid. She likes heart-shaped things and electronica, and dislikes running tabletop roleplaying games, and strong smells. Her icon is a Cupid's arrow, with a heart shaped tip. Her screen name is 'tengo gran gay' in all caps.

A purple-pink card, shaped like a bookmark. It shows a character with a round face, long curly dark brown hair tied back in a ponytail, ending in an ombre; dark red-brown eyes, and tanned skin, with freckles. Mew's wearing a pink bandana around mew's neck, and round goggles over mew's eyes, tinting mew's eyes pink. Mew's wearing gloves, and a shoulderless purple and pink shirt, holding mew's hands up in cat paw poses and smiling as mew winks. Mew's name is Cherry Thaxton. Mew's villagers are cats, and mew's birthday is March 30th. Mew is a transgender lesbian, using mew/mews neopronouns. Mew's labelled as a spoiled rotten rogue. Mew likes cats, video games, and programming, and mew dislikes bugs (in code) and bugs (in real life). Mew's icon resembles a cat wearing a collar. Mew's screen name is 'catgirl', with a kaomoji of a cat next to it.

A pale yellow card, shaped like a bookmark. It shows a character with a narrow face, short and neat light brown hair, muddy brown eyes, and pale skin, with freckles. It's wearing a baggy brown hoodie with the hood drawn over its head, a few drawstrings sticking out of it. It's got square shaped thin frame glasses on, with orange tinted lenses, frowning lightly as it looks to the side, some wispy orange light coming from its hand. Its name is Diego Suaviter. Its villagers are goats, and its birthday is December 6th. It's a transgender gay man, using it/its pronouns. It's labelled as a depressed warlock. It likes ghost hunting and massively multiplayer online role playing games, and it dislikes lilacs and sharks. Its icon is a silhouette of a ghost. Its screen name is 'diggy'.

A pastel green card, shaped like a bookmark. It shows a character with a soft shaped face, short dark brown dreads with one dyed a lighter spring green, hazel-green eyes, and lighter brown skin. It's wearing a striped green button-up shirt, left open, showing a yellow-white undershirt. The sleeves on the shirt are rolled up, held in place by a button, smiling at the camera as it holds a finger up, a plant growing from the end of it. Its name is Dina Becher. Its villagers are wolves, and its birthday is January 27th. It's a nonbinary bisexual, using it/its pronouns. It's labelled as an ill-fated cleric. It likes 8-bit music and tabletop roleplaying games, and it dislikes wintertime and sunlight. Its icon is a silhouette of a gaming controller. Its screen name is 'gamer gf'.

A pastel green card, shaped like a bookmark. It shows a character with a chubby face, short curly black hair, light green eyes, and light skin, with freckles. They're wearing a green longsleeved shirt, with the sleeves slightly transparent, their arms visible through the fabric, and a shawl with gold striped detailing rests around their shoulders. They have two dangling earrings, one in the shape of a golden moon, the other a golden star, and it's holding up a violin and its bow in both hands, smiling shyly. Their name is Isabelle Davis. Their villagers are horses, and their birthday is April 23rd. They're a transgender lesbian, using they/them pronouns. They're labelled as a pusillanimous bard. They like plants, astronomy, and violin, and they dislike pickled foods and smoking. Their icon is a stylized eighth note. Their screen name is 'sheʼatʼééd ♡♪'.

A teal card, shaped like a bookmark. It shows a character with a round and long face, a long black afro around their head, dark brown-green eyes, and dark skin. They're wearing a pale teal cardigan with lighter green details, and a yellow shirt underneath it. They've got a darker blue-green beanie on their head with a few badges on it, and they're smiling, one eye closed as they look to the side peacefully. Their name is Jesse Lakatos. Their villagers are sheep, and their birthday is February 27th. They're a transgender bisexual, using they/them pronouns. They're labelled as a slumbering sorcerer. They like bears, neon colors, and dogs, and they dislike loud drums and emo music. Their icon is a teddy bear's head, wearing a striped bowtie. Their screen name is a kaomoji of a bear.

An orange card. It reads JULIO DIAZ. 21 + HE/HIM + AFROCUBAN. SCREEN NAME: TENGO POCO GAY. LIKES: diners, motorcycles. DISLIKES: thunder. DOB: 10 Aug.

A blue card. It reads REED MILLER. 22 + EY/EM + ASHKIE JEW. SCREEN NAME: blue person 3. LIKES: cooking, pranks. DISLIKES: bills. DOB: 18 Sept.

A blue card. It reads RHETT MILLER. 22 + HE/HIM + ASHKIE JEW. SCREEN NAME: linkin park stan. LIKES: rock music, sour candy. DISLIKES: shaving cream. DOB: 18 Sept.

A blue card. It reads ROY MILLER. 19 + HE/HIM + ASHKIE JEW. SCREEN NAME: roy! :D. LIKES: the sky, flight. DISLIKES: bugs. DOB: 14 Jul.

A green card. It reads SOFIA SUAVITER. 20 + BUD/BUDS + WHITE & MEXICAN. SCREEN NAME: xXxcookienomz74xXx. LIKES: old web games, furries. DISLIKES: itchy shirts. DOB: 12 Nov.

A green card. It reads YUA MATSUO. 19 + SHE/HER + JAPANESE. SCREEN NAME: nosy nancy. LIKES: mysteries, sweets. DISLIKES: first person shooter games. DOB: 13 Oct.

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A black and yellow card. It reads ALBUS. LIKES: organization, ping pong. DISLIKES: improv. DOB: 1 Anwir.

A white and blue card. It reads OLIVIA. LIKES: snow, marshmallows. DISLIKES: loud music. DOB: 1 Anwir.

AND THE VILLAGERS!

BETWEEN

A card. It reads NAME: The Big U. LIKES: knock knock jokes. DISLIKES: grilling. the manifestation of the universe itself. impressive repertoire of awful jokes.

A card. It reads NAME: Gardener-B. LIKES: gardening, games. DISLIKES: nothing. i love you! the caretaker of the universe. his power immeasurable, his job efficiency debateable.

A card. It reads NAME: Jenna. LIKES: machinery. DISLIKES: timelines. one of the three observers. her penchant for invention and rulebreaking landed her here.

A card. It reads NAME: Mia. LIKES: showing off. DISLIKES: first person shooter games. the girl who didn't exist. a manmade thing, not borne of the universe. fascinating.

A card. It reads NAME: Pedro. LIKES: pranks, strawberries. DISLIKES: the ocean. one of the three observers. to always look in from outside... what a punishment.