PROLEGOMENON

by beckett

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A purple card, shaped like a bookmark. It shows a character with a square-shaped face, short and stiff lighter brown hair, bright green eyes, and tanned skin. He's wearing a wizard outfit with muted purple colors and silver for details. They're wearing half-moon tinted glasses, and they're clutching a wooden staff with both hands, looking nervous. Their name is Aldrich Montgomery. Their villagers are rabbits, and their birthday is January 11th. He is bisexual and nonbinary, using he/him or they/them pronouns. He's labelled as an aspirational wizard. They like philosophy, poetry, and wizards, and they dislike harry potter and 'support queue'. Their icon resembles a wizard's hat silhouette with a star carved out of the middle of it. His screen name is 'Aldrich M.'.

A red card, shaped like a bookmark. It shows a character with a round face, long and curly hair dyed dark red, warm brown eyes, and brown skin with freckles. She's wearing a soft pink cloak with a fluffy striped hood, a red bow at the front holding the two ends of it together, smiling sheepishly and looking to the side as she holds up a wand shaped like a flower to her mouth. Her name is Amada Trejo. Her villagers are hamsters, and her birthday is June 9th. She is a transgender lesbian, and uses she/her pronouns. She's labelled as a delicately dolled-up druid. She likes heart-shaped things and electronica, and dislikes running tabletop roleplaying games, and strong smells. Her icon is a Cupid's arrow, with a heart shaped tip. Her screen name is 'tengo gran gay' in all caps.

A purple-pink card, shaped like a bookmark. It shows a character with a round face, long curly dark brown hair tied back in a ponytail, ending in an ombre; dark red-brown eyes, and tanned skin, with freckles. Mew's wearing a pink bandana around mew's neck, and round goggles over mew's eyes, tinting mew's eyes pink. Mew's wearing gloves, and a shoulderless purple and pink shirt, holding mew's hands up in cat paw poses and smiling as mew winks. Mew's name is Cherry Thaxton. Mew's villagers are cats, and mew's birthday is March 30th. Mew is a transgender lesbian, using mew/mews neopronouns. Mew's labelled as a spoiled rotten rogue. Mew likes cats, video games, and programming, and mew dislikes bugs (in code) and bugs (in real life). Mew's icon resembles a cat wearing a collar. Mew's screen name is 'catgirl', with a kaomoji of a cat next to it.

A pale yellow card, shaped like a bookmark. It shows a character with a narrow face, short and neat light brown hair, muddy brown eyes, and pale skin, with freckles. It's wearing a baggy brown hoodie with the hood drawn over its head, a few drawstrings sticking out of it. It's got square shaped thin frame glasses on, with orange tinted lenses, frowning lightly as it looks to the side, some wispy orange light coming from its hand. Its name is Diego Suaviter. Its villagers are goats, and its birthday is December 6th. It's a transgender gay man, using it/its pronouns. It's labelled as a depressed warlock. It likes ghost hunting and massively multiplayer online role playing games, and it dislikes lilacs and sharks. Its icon is a silhouette of a ghost. Its screen name is 'diggy'.

A pastel green card, shaped like a bookmark. It shows a character with a soft shaped face, short dark brown dreads with one dyed a lighter spring green, hazel-green eyes, and lighter brown skin. It's wearing a striped green button-up shirt, left open, showing a yellow-white undershirt. The sleeves on the shirt are rolled up, held in place by a button, smiling at the camera as it holds a finger up, a plant growing from the end of it. Its name is Dina Becher. Its villagers are wolves, and its birthday is January 27th. It's a nonbinary bisexual, using it/its pronouns. It's labelled as an ill-fated cleric. It likes 8-bit music and tabletop roleplaying games, and it dislikes wintertime and sunlight. Its icon is a silhouette of a gaming controller. Its screen name is 'gamer gf'.

A pastel green card, shaped like a bookmark. It shows a character with a chubby face, short curly black hair, light green eyes, and light skin, with freckles. They're wearing a green longsleeved shirt, with the sleeves slightly transparent, their arms visible through the fabric, and a shawl with gold striped detailing rests around their shoulders. They have two dangling earrings, one in the shape of a golden moon, the other a golden star, and it's holding up a violin and its bow in both hands, smiling shyly. Their name is Isabelle Davis. Their villagers are horses, and their birthday is April 23rd. They're a transgender lesbian, using they/them pronouns. They're labelled as a pusillanimous bard. They like plants, astronomy, and violin, and they dislike pickled foods and smoking. Their icon is a stylized eighth note. Their screen name is 'sheʼatʼééd ♡♪'.

A teal card, shaped like a bookmark. It shows a character with a round and long face, a long black afro around their head, dark brown-green eyes, and dark skin. They're wearing a pale teal cardigan with lighter green details, and a yellow shirt underneath it. They've got a darker blue-green beanie on their head with a few badges on it, and they're smiling, one eye closed as they look to the side peacefully. Their name is Jesse Lakatos. Their villagers are sheep, and their birthday is February 27th. They're a transgender bisexual, using they/them pronouns. They're labelled as a slumbering sorcerer. They like bears, neon colors, and dogs, and they dislike loud drums and emo music. Their icon is a teddy bear's head, wearing a striped bowtie. Their screen name is a kaomoji of a bear.

An orange card, shaped like a bookmark. It shows a character with a slightly rounded face, his hair up in stylized bantu knots, dark amber brown eyes, and brown skin, with a mole on one cheek. He's wearing a gray-brown leather jacket over a striped pale orange shirt, and white bandages on his knuckles. He's winking and looking to the side, fists held up like he's ready to fight, a white cigarette hanging from his mouth. His name is Julio Diaz. His villagers are mice, and his birthday is the 10th of August. He's a transgender gay man, and uses he/him pronouns. He's labeled as a matter-of-fact monk. He likes diners and motorcycles, and dislikes thunderstorms and sour candy. His icon is a pair of sunglasses outlined in orange. His screename is 'tengo poco gay' in all caps.

A light blue card, shaped like a bookmark. It shows a character with a pointed face with some facial scruff along eir chin, eir black hair kept back by a blue headband, lighter brown eyes, and pale skin. Ey're wearing a dark blue helmet with a couple stickers on it, and a dark blue armored vest over a gray hoodie. Ey're holding up a baseball bat and smiling, one hand holding up the heavier end of the baseball bat. Eir name is Reed Miller. Eir villagers are dogs, and eir birthday is the 18th of September. Ey are a transgender bisexual, and use ey/em pronouns. Ey're labeled as a well-meaning fighter. Ey like cooking and playing pranks, and dislike paying bills and driving. Eir icon is a smiling angel face with a pair of wings. Eir screename is 'blue person 3'.

A blue card, shaped like a bookmark. It shows a character with a pointed face with some facial scruff along his chin, his black bangs hanging over one eye, light brown eyes, and pale skin. He's wearing a dark blue helmet with a couple stickers on it, and a dark blue armored vest over a gray hoodie. He's frowning and looking off to the side, holding a baseball bat that rests on his shoulder. His name is Rhett Miller. His villagers are dogs, and his birthday is the 18th of September. He's a bisexual cis man, and uses he/him pronouns. He's labeled as a malicious fighter. He likes emo rock music and sour candy, and dislikes shaving. His icon is a the silhouette of a devil with a big fanged smile. His screename is 'linkin park stan'.

A blue card, shaped like a bookmark. It shows a character with a pointed face, short fluffy brown hair, light blue eyes, and pale skin. He's wearing a dark blue cloak over a lighter blue sweater, a silver bowtie holding the cloak on his shoulders, and brown goggles in his hair. He's smiling and looking slightly upwards, holding a wooden slingshot in both hands. His name is Roy Miller. His villagers are birds, and his birthday is the 14th of July. He's a gay trans man, and uses he/him pronouns. He's labeled as a volative ranger. He likes flight and cloudwatching, and dislikes bugs. His icon is a the silhouette of a fighter pilot's cap and goggles. His screename is 'roy!' with a smiley face following, :D.

A green card, shaped like a bookmark. It shows a character with a pointed face, short fluffy light brown hair, muddy brown eyes, and pale skin with freckles. Bud's wearing a dark green coat with tan colored fluff around the collar, a ripped-up black shirt underneath, and a yellow-green bandage goes across bud's nose. Bud holds a double-sided axe behind bud's back, and bud's winking with buds tongue out. Bud's name is Sofia Suaviter. Bud's villagers are monkeys, and bud's birthday is the 12th of November. Bud's a nonbinary lesbian, and uses bud/buds neopronouns. Bud's labeled as a creative barbarian. Bud likes flash games and anthros, and dislikes rough textures. Bud's icon is of a painter's brush with paint dripping from the end. Bud's screename is x-x-x cookie noms (with a z) 74 x-x-x, or 'xXxcookienomz74xXx'.

A pink card, shaped like a bookmark. It shows a character with a long face, shoulder-length black hair, gray eyes, and tanned skin. She's wearing a teal headband in her hair, with matching round glasses, as well as gold and magenta shoulder pads, a magenta cardigan with golden detailing on the chest, and a darker purple cloak. She's frowning in concentration and wielding a sword. Her name is Yua Matsuo. Her villagers are elephants, and her birthday is the 13th of October. She's a transgender bisexual, and uses she/her pronouns. She has no label like the others, and instead a command is in that field: 'sudo usermod -aG sudo matsuo.y'. She likes mystery books and puzzle games, and dislikes Overwatch. Her icon is of a magnifying glass. Her screenname is 'nosy nancy'.

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A black and yellow card. It reads ALBUS. LIKES: organization, ping pong. DISLIKES: improv. DOB: 1 Anwir.

A white and blue card. It reads OLIVIA. LIKES: snow, marshmallows. DISLIKES: loud music. DOB: 1 Anwir.

AND THE VILLAGERS!

BETWEEN

A card. It reads NAME: The Big U. LIKES: knock knock jokes. DISLIKES: grilling. the manifestation of the universe itself. impressive repertoire of awful jokes.

A card. It reads NAME: Gardener-B. LIKES: gardening, games. DISLIKES: nothing. i love you! the caretaker of the universe. his power immeasurable, his job efficiency debateable.

A card. It reads NAME: Jenna. LIKES: machinery. DISLIKES: timelines. one of the three observers. her penchant for invention and rulebreaking landed her here.

A card. It reads NAME: Mia. LIKES: showing off. DISLIKES: first person shooter games. the girl who didn't exist. a manmade thing, not borne of the universe. fascinating.

A card. It reads NAME: Pedro. LIKES: pranks, strawberries. DISLIKES: the ocean. one of the three observers. to always look in from outside... what a punishment.